Another family game night story
It was a dark and wooded lane lit only by moonlight. In the dark wooded lane there were 6 vampires strategically placed behind the trees. They bit the trees. Their biting the trees was the sign to call the head vampire dude. But the head vampire dude wasn't listening because he was busy with a stopped up drain. One vampire screamed in a loud voice, "I have a splinter!" The other vampires shot him because he was being loud and he wasn't supposed to. Then suddenly Hannah Montana started singing her party song. But it was only in 1 vampire's head so only he could hear it.
Meanwhile the vampire who had been shot headed off to the head vampire's house where he discovered the head vampire with his hand caught in the drain. He helped him get loose and then the head vampire killed him for deserting his post. Because he was supposed to be bilging. The head vampire went to pick up his girlfriend on his awesome motorcycle. Meanwhile back at the sink, the serpent thingy creating the clog, stuck out it's tenticle and resurrected the vampire. The tenticle not only resurrected the vampire but broke its bonds to the head vampire dude. The head vampire sensing something was wrong, cussed in 6 languages simultaneously turned around, went home and cut off the head off the tenticle thingy. Eric got back on his motorcycle and rode away with Suki into the moonset.
Meanwhile the serpent thingy head grew back and he climbed out of the sink and snuck off. The serpent thingy and the very grateful vampire hurried off to warn the beautiful innocent young woman who was walking into the trap in the wooded lane. As she walked down the lane in the moonlight she felt someone was watching her. The serpentine thingy, vampire and woman didn't know was this was really a plot to ambush the next plumber so Eric could fix his sink.
Eric and Suki decided to make their own crew called the night raiders. As they wereon one of their adventures Eric found another woman named Jezabel and fell in love.
Back in the wooded lane, the Serpentine thingy, and vampire caught the young innocent plumber just in time. As dawn approached, they needed to get back in time to fix the sink while he slept.
Back on the ship, Jezabel died and Eric realized she had had him under a spell because she was far too ugly for him to have loved and begged Suki's forgiveness. Suki forgave him and said Eric had to take her out to dinner at the Owl Barn. Suki, under depression, killed herself and Eric realized she was even uglier than Jezabel.
In retribution the serpent thingy travelled through the plumbing and dragged Eric's ship to the bottom of the ocean. Meanwhile a tall ship appears on the horizon. It has big red letters on it that read,"Happy Birthday Eric". Back with Eric and Suki, Suki's body changed and he realized she was another woman who had taken a polyjuice potion because she was in love with Eric. Still, he found out that Suki had died a long time ago and this person had been impersonating her. But considering the ship Eric was on was on the bottom of the ocean being slowly crushed by the serpentine thingy, this was the least of his troubles. The tall ship searched for survivers and found none but did sea a tenticle slip beneath the sea.
Fiona showed up and stepped on everyone's head. (Little Penguin had fallen asleep and mumbled this)
Eric swam to the surface. Then God showed up and everyone went to either Heaven or Hell and ended the story. The resurrected vampire, the young beautiful plumber and the 5 vampires with their teeth stuck in trees were notpart of this delusion and may appear in a later story.
Meanwhile the vampire who had been shot headed off to the head vampire's house where he discovered the head vampire with his hand caught in the drain. He helped him get loose and then the head vampire killed him for deserting his post. Because he was supposed to be bilging. The head vampire went to pick up his girlfriend on his awesome motorcycle. Meanwhile back at the sink, the serpent thingy creating the clog, stuck out it's tenticle and resurrected the vampire. The tenticle not only resurrected the vampire but broke its bonds to the head vampire dude. The head vampire sensing something was wrong, cussed in 6 languages simultaneously turned around, went home and cut off the head off the tenticle thingy. Eric got back on his motorcycle and rode away with Suki into the moonset.
Meanwhile the serpent thingy head grew back and he climbed out of the sink and snuck off. The serpent thingy and the very grateful vampire hurried off to warn the beautiful innocent young woman who was walking into the trap in the wooded lane. As she walked down the lane in the moonlight she felt someone was watching her. The serpentine thingy, vampire and woman didn't know was this was really a plot to ambush the next plumber so Eric could fix his sink.
Eric and Suki decided to make their own crew called the night raiders. As they wereon one of their adventures Eric found another woman named Jezabel and fell in love.
Back in the wooded lane, the Serpentine thingy, and vampire caught the young innocent plumber just in time. As dawn approached, they needed to get back in time to fix the sink while he slept.
Back on the ship, Jezabel died and Eric realized she had had him under a spell because she was far too ugly for him to have loved and begged Suki's forgiveness. Suki forgave him and said Eric had to take her out to dinner at the Owl Barn. Suki, under depression, killed herself and Eric realized she was even uglier than Jezabel.
In retribution the serpent thingy travelled through the plumbing and dragged Eric's ship to the bottom of the ocean. Meanwhile a tall ship appears on the horizon. It has big red letters on it that read,"Happy Birthday Eric". Back with Eric and Suki, Suki's body changed and he realized she was another woman who had taken a polyjuice potion because she was in love with Eric. Still, he found out that Suki had died a long time ago and this person had been impersonating her. But considering the ship Eric was on was on the bottom of the ocean being slowly crushed by the serpentine thingy, this was the least of his troubles. The tall ship searched for survivers and found none but did sea a tenticle slip beneath the sea.
Fiona showed up and stepped on everyone's head. (Little Penguin had fallen asleep and mumbled this)
Eric swam to the surface. Then God showed up and everyone went to either Heaven or Hell and ended the story. The resurrected vampire, the young beautiful plumber and the 5 vampires with their teeth stuck in trees were notpart of this delusion and may appear in a later story.
posted by Mrs Moo at 6/11/2006 09:12:00 PM
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